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But as the departure date loomed closer, some of the group started taking dives. He is very proud of his ability at table shuffleboard, so me beating him was beyond the pale for his ego.

The bigger the lie, the more likely people are to believe it. He made friends with a fat, brown-toothed teenage redneck wearing a WWF Mankind t-shirt covered in mustard stains.

I gather the five of us around, minus PWJ still talking to the broke-down redneck Kim Cattrall, and offer an alternative: I throw the shirt in the trash, and then see the mirror.

Somewhere around Chattanooga, he woke up, scribbled something on a scrap of paper, handed it to us, and passed back out. After 2 hours of losing, he was fuming mad and very drunk. He eventually got out of the car and started vomiting again in the grass.

I want to fuck Blonde, who is throwing her cooch at El Bingeroso. During a short respite in my nearly superhuman flow of crap, I notice that the toilet is almost completely full of shit, so I flush. Before we knew it, all three of us where swatting angry red ants off of us.

For the four Duke Law School friends who went on the trip, things were also never the same. The other three of us decided to head back to Dallas, and then Durham.

Here they are, copied absolutely fucking verbatim off my voicemail: Read and learn fellas. The bartender set up 7 pint glasses, each about half full with light beer, in a sort of pyramid formation on the bar. From the glass window in the elevator, I can see her sobbing. I am pounds of pure athleticism.

The cocktail waitresses are far less defensive. I guess no one cares if she spends thirty minutes talking to you. This is El Bingeroso.

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She did not possess the same integrity, so she cheated on him. I really hope that God has the capacity for forgiveness that Christians claim, because I am going to test the absolute outer limits.

It ended up working out well, because I convinced the girls that PWJ was a big time criminal defense lawyer, and we had gone to law school with him.

But, if I take one for the team, ignore the Blonde and instead seal up the Redhead, I can get both to come with us to Baby Dolls. I am struggling to keep it together. Both Pabst and Guinness on tap. I am a decent athlete, I played football, baseball and basketball in high school, and I stay in good shape.Get the latest celebrity news and hot celeb gossip with exclusive stories and pictures from Us Weekly.

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